You do realize I’m breaking up with you, right?
That’s the strange thing, it’s actually yours now
I don’t know why it works this way, but I’m never gonna be able to get over you
and so, from now on, every girl that I meet will be meticulously compared to you
and unfortunately none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory
of, what you and I once "had"
Well maybe I can just keep it for a little while
and use it for small things like:
I might have had a really shitty day
or I need someone to talk to
or if I need someone to move something really heavy
And then eventually ill give it back to you
when we both find someone new
Unfortunately it won’t work that way
Why not?
Well, now that you have my heart,
I’m pretty much an empty cavity inside
for a lack of a better term: heartless
I will now treat each woman I meet with a
passive aggressive contentiousness
that will ruin relationship after relationship
for many years to come.
I really treasure your friendship
so much
Hello
Are you even listening to me?
No.
